"Savandalism is a Phase They Never Outgrow"!

—Dana Frazelle, owner of Melanistic rescue Savannah "Shad"

• You'll never be bored on a Friday night...or Saturday, or Sunday...

• You'll never dine alone.

• You'll never oversleep again.

• Water is NEVER an issue.

• They'll help you use less toilet paper by emptying every roll.

• They ARE the entertainment for your guests.

• They blend in with any decor.

• They'll help you take down the holiday decorations, especially the tree.

• They'll tend to your plants while you're gone...and while you're home.

• They'll help you get rid of that ugly heirloom you felt guilty donating.